National nut day

Your supposed to nut with the assistants of one girl the girl has to help you nut!!!

Girl helps you nut on national nut day

by Find fhfnj October 22, 2019

Doh Nuts 13

The coolest dude/screename ever made in the history of anything!

Doh Nuts 13 is so cool, he will soon pwn you all!!

by Doh Nuts 13 September 12, 2004

nuts in the ass dick in the pussy

from the blackest porn ever, a sexual move where a black man attempts to get his nutsack into a white chicks ass at the same time as he puts his dick in her pussy. Must be accompanied with such black phrases as aaw nigga, spread that ass and booya. Throught out this time the woman must not speak or move or show any sign or understanding that she's having a black man put his nutsack in her ass and his dick in her pussy, otherwise it ruins the whole effect...aaw nigga!

black man 1: look at that punk ass white chick!
black man 2: nuts in the ass dick in the pussy!
black man 1: AAW NIGGA!
...
Surrounding black men: Spread that ass!

by Mace May 5, 2006

Post nut paralysis (PNP)

Post nut paralysis is the physiological phenomenon that occurs after one busts such a huge nut that you feel your full body to limp for the following 3-8 seconds. Thsi results in the individual lying in the skud unable to move. This is often joined by post nut clarity (PNC)

“Yo Kyle what’s up bro?”
“I’m not good man, busted a fat nut last night and got that post nut paralysis (PNP) then my mum walked in to see me lying in the nude and I Couldn’t move to cover myself up”

“Hahah that PNP done you dirty”

by LikelyLs16 May 17, 2019

swinging off my nuts

Someone is kissing up to you/kissing your butt.

He was totally swinging off my nuts.

or

He was totally swinging.

by Xtina & Idnarb April 26, 2006

Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts

The latest game in the Banjo-Kazooie series. It is completely different than the other game's, the game is completely based around vehicles, and there is almost no platforming aspects in the game anymore. Some other weaknesses are the thin plot and the huge lack of the humor that was in the original Banjo games. Also, all of Kazooie's abilities have been taken out of the game.

Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts is a decent game, but I hope the series goes back into old-school platformer style, by making a Banjo-Threeie

by Xtreme2252 July 21, 2009

Electric Wind Nut Fist

Short: EWNF

A sex act where you nut on your fist and punch the other person in the jaw.

Usually involves eccentric moans like "DORYA" and leaves the receiving person in an electrifying state.

Kazuya: "I EWNF'd Stacy 6 times yesterday, man the execution needed was sick!"

Lars: "Becky wants me to Electric Wind Nut Fist her but I can't seem to get it done."

by CoomyKazuya April 9, 2020