Gripple Juice

What Gage McKnight looks for in a girl

I want to harvest Devry's gripple Juice with my grip stick

by 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻... June 13, 2024

25% fruit juice

When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.

"Yo man are you gay?!"

"Nah, I'm only 25% fruit juice."

by creepers_be_creeping November 15, 2013

Juicing

Hard work and Dedication

"Dude see how big Billy is, bro is def juicing"
"Yeah bro is for sure using that shit"

by yungslanga April 22, 2024

if ya wanna drink a juice

funny song by Soupy Garbage Juice

Here are the lyrics to If ya wanna drink a juice : If you wanna drink a juice, then you're gonna need a cup
If you don't have a cup, then you need to buy a cup
If you wanna buy a cup, then you need at least a dollar
If you don't have a dollar, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you're stuck in a loop, then you need to get a loan
If you wanna get a loan, then you need good credit
Or, I guess, just drink juice from the carton

by p01uyt September 5, 2024

grams juice

An alcoholic mixed drink originally from Philadelphia consisting of 5-8 shots of Rain brand vodka and monster pacific punch

Dani: “we got liquor? I wanna pregame before the function”

Alice: “yeah they’re making grams juice”

by Sl4ught3rr August 19, 2023

Juice Bar Jazz

When receiving a BJ at the same time as a handjob, the dude nuts all over the girl's face and hands, causing her to attempt jazz hands to shake off the sticky result.

Person A: "So did she swallow?"
Person B: "No, but she did the Juice Bar Jazz."
Person A: "LOL nice."

by clivesbignight July 23, 2018

Nonsense in Tomato juice

Slang in Hebrew

Wtf are you taking about, that's Nonsense in Tomato juice

by Thicculous November 4, 2020