John-Phobia

Being fearful and/or offended by the name "John" because your it's your exes new boyfriend.

Every time I hear or read "John Oliver" it triggers my John-Phobia.

by Ntlane2004 July 7, 2023

John cena

U cant see him

They said john cena won the fight

To bad we cant see him

by Kristol September 18, 2020

Tobias John W

The first man in history to have sex with a million women at once

Omg is that Tobias John W? Heard he is the Abba of humanity

by Camoflauge4 December 9, 2019

John cena

An invisible man

John cena is missing

by LeBron James 848324983989342 July 28, 2022

John

the most smexiest asian in the world. he is very kind, cute and girls love him. he is a very good friend you will want to have.

hey john you are very cute

by collllsiwppa October 19, 2019

Johnned

To be so extremely faded to the point where you are Johnned

Kyle was so Johnned last night after hitting that crack joint

by JackerCrack March 10, 2023

John Green

Hank Green’s brother

Hank Green: This is my brother, John Green
John Green: Yeah…

by Fat stupid bitch January 4, 2022