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I can't English

Similar to "I can't speak/talk correctly."
The only difference is that this phrase was made by God himself when he sent it down to "The rock."
Jamal,"Pussy.' Shit I meant cat.' Ugh I can't English today!"

Nina who is attempting to flirt, "Nice astronaut pants. 'Shit I can't English today but that ass is out of this world."

*Lynnzie attempts to say she's wrong but nothing comes out*
Lynnzie can't English right now.
by Batman's left toe October 20, 2021
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I love the sun

(brit.)
"I fucked your mum"
In the style of cockney rhyming slang, this can be used to say "I fucked your mum" even in a more formal setting among those in the know while seeming perfectly polite.
"Oi, oi mate. I love the sun."
"Ohhhhh fuck off mate"
by Duoquadragesimal May 9, 2022
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I wanna be the minority

I don't need your authority!
Down with the moral majority!
'Cause I wanna be the minority!

I pledge, allegiance to the underworld.
One nation underdog there of which I stand alone.
A face in the crowd.
Unsung, against the mold.
Without a doubt,
Singled out,
The only way I know!
minority Green Day

Interviewer: "So what are your goals in life."
Edgy Kid From Tumblr: "I guess I wanna be the minority."
Interviewer: "Get out of my office."
Edgy Kid From Tumblr: "I don't need your authority!"
Interviewer: "nevermind...I quit!"
by Edgy Kid From Tumblr November 9, 2017
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Am I low?

The question one ask's themselves when he/she is high, and the answer is obviously "no".
-After smoking 4 personal blunts, Wiz was arrested in North Carolina and all he could ask himself was, "Am I low?"
by Ami Evah December 1, 2010
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I[maga]nation

When 45th president Donald J. Trump created a deluded version of reality, in order to back up his opinions.
Oh he's probably just using his imaganation again. What an idiot.
by A. Hater December 31, 2019
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I am inevitable

The bane of every Marvel fan's existence.
Thanos' quote "I am inevitable" had Marvel fans quaking in their boots.
by tonystank117 February 1, 2022
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i forgor ๐Ÿ’€

โ€œi forgor ๐Ÿ’€โ€ means your horny for sex
hey babe i forgor ๐Ÿ’€
by urmomiskindacutebro August 6, 2021
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