Grandma's Hands

Sexual act when you masturbate, cum, let it dry on your hand, then masturbate again.
Grandma's Hands: Jerking off into your hands then letting it dry and doing it again
by thepiecemaka July 29, 2010
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gamer hands

when your hand get so cold you can type/click. usually the hand you use your mouse with.
"fuck bro i got gamer hands" proceeds to blow on hand to warm it up
by d0m7n7ck August 22, 2020
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hand fisting

The process of pooping out a thick and dry turd the size of a large fist. Side effects can include crying of relief and/or agony, and an angry red anus.
Sorry I was gone for 2 days. I was hand fisting for atleast 1 day and crying the entire 2nd day.
by Fulgar April 09, 2017
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Poo hand

When you pick up your dog's poo while out walking it and afterwards feel like you have poo on your hand even though you never touched the poo
Oh my god! My face is itchy but I can't scratch it because I've got poo hand.
by Thedogwalker1234 April 04, 2016
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hands off cocks and on socks

Hands off cocks and on socks (verb).
An expression of frustration (usually referred to teenage males) used to instruct a person to get up and get dressed in the morning directly after sleep.
Can be used while simultaneously knocking on their bedroom door…
Come on boys, hands off cocks and on socks or we’re going to be late for Christ's sake!”
by Scottis February 15, 2025
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HANDE

If you have a person named Hande in your life you won at life ! You are just going to feel lucky to be around this person . Her beautiful soul reflects on her face and she is the most honest sometimes brutally honest , genuine person who is smart , sexy , hot and beautiful . Inshort everyone either wants to date her or marry her and when hande cuts you off her life it hurts like a bitch so better not take their goodness for granted and treat them well they are really the most empathetic and most giving souls and humble to the core so if you loose them you will know what a loss is and how it hurts like a bitch ! That's on that
Hande is the sexiest woman I have seen
by Hande November 22, 2021
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Hande

a hot,smart,beautiful,strong independent woman usually tukish or middle eastern and a great kisser
by turkishgirlwitharabicroots October 17, 2018
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