worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids

Seeing/listening to Hawthorne Heights.

I saw Hawthorne Heights on Conan last night. Twas worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids.

by Lizzeh && Ninja September 4, 2008

one-eyed willy

A Goonies favorite. This is when you cum in a girl's eye, kick her in the shin, and run away as if you set off a series of booby traps. The desired effect is to get her hopping on one leg while holding the other, and covering one of her eyes with her free hand. Resembling the famous pirate (or Mama Fratelli if she's fat). Arrgh!

Last night at the frat party, this girl was so drunk and fugly, I ended up one-eyed willying her.

by PoloSportCondoms.com June 16, 2005

eyes in the boat

To keep looking straight ahead and not left, right, up or down. USMC term.

"Keep your eyes in the boat, Private"

by Randy C. Barker February 10, 2009

warm eyes

When you're smoking from a pipe and the lighter flame makes your eyes feel warmer.

I got warm eyes, I smoked so much, I might have the warmest eyes in the league

by Bandtheboys July 15, 2017

Toe Eyed cabbage

an ass hole who can't come up with an original insult to save his/her life and eat's unseasoned chicken dipped in vinyl paste

Person 1:"you look like shit today"

Person 2:"listen here you toe eyed cabbage i didn't get put on this damnable planet so you could spew unoriginal insults at me i hope you stub your toe while you look for your snack of unseasoned chicken dipped in vinyl paste

by anonymous October 28, 2020

Wall-eyed

A condition where someone can never look straight at you because one of their eyes is always pointing in another direction. Often giving the impression that the person is mentally retarded.

Wall-eyed Wally can only look at you with one eye at a time while the other eye points elsewhere...

by Gaylord Olgvin September 13, 2011

eyeball licker

one who engages in the act of licking their lover's cornea.

i only fuck eyeball lickers.

by m&m January 25, 2005