Face Meat

When someone's looks or face turn you on so much that it leads you to masturbate. To note, it doesn't necessarily mean the person is good looking but more that their face really awakens sexual arousal which is sometimes possible even if they are not generally seen as beautiful or handsome or if the features of the face that you find attractive are not generally thought to be conventionally beautiful (such as bug eyes, wrinkles, big teeth or horse face etc).

Also sometimes written as one word, "facemeat"
Chris Diamond: the crazy thing about Liliane is even though I love her thick phat big milf booty and her fat juicy tits, it's her wrinkles, pearly white teeth and pretty smile that makes me cum the hardest! I'm addicted to her face meat!!

Nacho Vidal: Yes, her booty meat is perfection but that thick accent, small mouth, thin lips and pale skin makes her the epitome of perfection. She is aging like fine wine. I bet she would moan so sexy lili taking my thick fat meaty cock and feeling it stretch out that tight wet hungry milf pussy.

Barrie Shiotsuki: I bet every single male that has ever met her, wants to fuck her and cum deep inside her too. She is in hot demand wherever she goes, no matter the time or place, from November to November, 365 days a year, all year round.
by GermanGoon January 13, 2025
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Meat taxi

A skydiver referring to the tandem instructor taking passengers on a skydive.
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, nope it’s a meat taxi!
by Wimshady July 22, 2020
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TYPE MEAT

A descriptive term that is used in conjunction with a phrase, idiom, verb or adjective to quickly emphasize a given scenario. TYPE MEEEAT!
Just got a new loaf of roast beef, TYPE MEAT!! ...on Skibidi!!
by lonewolf5904 July 3, 2024
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Meat pie

The act of having sex with of gay men. E.g. a gay orgy.

An Australian colloquial for a gay group sex orgy.
Man last night i went to the court and took 4 guys and a homeless dude back to my hotel for a meat pie, it was filthy as.
by thebuttdialer October 13, 2017
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Ankle Meat

When you put your flaccid penis on a girl's ankle for sexual pleasure.
My girl was feeling frisky tonight so I gave her some ankle meat.
by ElBoppo September 14, 2020
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Meat Tornado

A Meat Tornado is the act of swinging, flailing and or spining your dick around in circular motions like a "helicopter dick" but without using your hands.
One guy at a party was asked to show his party trick which was a helicopter dick. Thinking thats nothing specail, a random guy yells out loud "you call that special. "Check out this meat tornado!"
by C. Cream November 19, 2023
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German Meat Grinder

When a couple engage in sexual activity, the female's vagina is so small that the male struggles to fit his penis into it. This will result in the penis being suffocated inside of the female and therefore start to throb, resorting to immediate ejaculation.
My bitch gave me the German Meat Grinder the other night, my cock is killing me!
by GreatWhiteD May 21, 2015
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