jeans penis 

When a woman with a bodacious booty wears jeans but the front of the jeans hang loose in the crotch giving the illusion of having a male appendage even though you are a female

Those jeans give her a huge jeans penis. Nasty, wear something that fits that bodacious butt right!

jeans penis by Kaery April 13, 2015

Nega-penis 

When someone's penis is so small it exists inside the body of the owner of the nega-penis.

Girl: I wanna fuck Jim.
Guy: you can't, he has a nega-penis.

Nega-penis by b0red1ncla55 September 23, 2015

carrot penis 

A penis that belongs to gingers, or awkward blonde boys

Look, Joey has a carrot penis!

carrot penis by carrothunter January 10, 2016

deer penis

A deer penis is a 12 inch dick👌🏽🍆

Frank: Hey bro I have a deer penis

Jentson: TMI bro but good for u I guess

deer penis by Frank_block77 April 25, 2016

a penis greeting 

When she wakes up to morning wood and is surprised.

Who Terry he gave me a penis greeting this morning!

a penis greeting by Dinglerbingle June 3, 2016

Jalapeño penis 

The act where one person will eat hot food usually jalapeño and goes to pee with out washing there hands Therefore burning there penis with the heat

"omg I got jalapeño penis!"

Jalapeño penis by Blake Phipps June 12, 2016

fuck penis 

Arousal of the penis which gets long and hard, that is ready to fuck.

Jerry, I got a fuck penis right now.

fuck penis by kfmri January 13, 2017