Job

Word used to describe something very frightening, disturbing and scary.

Often so disturbing of a word it can induce chaos or fear just by saying it.

John: That spider I found was so job
Unemployed Bob: Trigger warning for j*b please

by Jubomination June 3, 2025

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job

a disgusting swear word

are you gonna get a j*b?
a job is where they pay you to work.

by inbushis June 8, 2025

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Children Jail Job

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job/ hand job and you cum in her braces, therefor trapping your swimmers, and children in a jail-like structure.

Hey bro, see Molly over there? Last night she gave me a massive Children Jail Job, it was so hot.

by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019

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When someone fills the bed of their truck up with trash and other unwanted items, goes to a desolate back road, drops the tail gate and floors the gas pedal driving erratically until the truck bed is free of all trash

I need to clean the back of my truck, I'm going to do a backroad floor job later

by 23zx June 28, 2023

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helmet job

A blow job given while a condom is on the penis

"my girl hates the taste of sperm so she gave me a helmet job"

by scrotostretch October 21, 2009

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Bottle jobs

To throw away a lead or a good chance of winning when you've been on the front foot. More specifically, it is when a team in a leading position loses that lead spectacularly

Manchester United are such Bottle jobs!

by skendz April 21, 2024

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