john brewster

A fat fagit cunt who gets high than freaks out and snitches.

My friend got high his first time and pulled a john brewster.

by This dude1919 April 12, 2016

James-John

An ecstatic goat with loads of energy. He will turn any frown into a smile. He is the life of every party and will slut drop on anything.

Amazing guy with a massive cock.

Don't we all need a James-John in our life.

I wish I had a James-John here tonight!

by James-John September 15, 2018

Brooklyn John

When someone sits on your face and drools.

She seemed boring at first but it didn’t take me long to talk her into giving me a Brooklyn John.

by El Capitán Nico August 21, 2022

Dylan John Thomas

Emo guy with a afro

Glizzy: I’m going to see Dylan John Thomas
Kelly: oh the guy with a afro

by Huoljhjbb October 27, 2022

John day

Having a easy day at work pretending to do stuff, but really not doing any productive for work

Looks like he is a john day today

by Lunchtime27 June 9, 2017

John F. Kennedy

a guy who couldent handle the fortnite lobbies and placest #69 then switched to mincraft.

bro imagine being a John F. Kennedy.

by hotsexymenlover26 February 9, 2023

John

A lame excuse, typically one given for a poor performance at something. Popular in the Super Smash Bros. community.

If we ever do get to go head-to-head, please...no Johns!

by TheLobsterCopter5000 December 18, 2023