National send nudes day (again)

Send nudes on April 21st .

It's National send nudes day (again).
Send nudes .

by Cock master the 3rd April 21, 2022

National send booty picture day

April 27

“Send me that booty it’s National send booty picture day”

by Sippinahck April 27, 2022

31st-1st national horny day

The 2 days were created so anyone in the world was allowed to ask for nudes or sexual pics whenever they want aswell, it works both ways.

“Hey guess what day it is, it’s the 31st-1st national horny day, you know what that means… whip out your penis/tits”

by ErrorCreed April 29, 2022

National kiss a short person day

September 19 is national kiss a short person day meaning you can kiss any short person you want

Hey mike it’s national kiss a short person day. Get over here you midget.

by Benitez69 September 18, 2022

National give Bartek Head Day

28th September - It’s a day when Bartek should get head

Girl 1: Omg its 28 Sempteber already
Girl 2: National give Bartek head Day! ’m going to give Bartek Head

by Bartek34256 September 28, 2022

National Suck Some Penis Day

September 29th is officially recognised as National Suck Some Penis Day. This day has been well established as of the exact date circa 2009. Make sure if you are attracted to the male genitalia, that you find one today to give that gluck gluck 3000. If you do not comply we as the council must from now on assume that you are no longer attracted to the male genitalia and should no longer be a recipient in future.
Thank You

- It's National Suck Some Penis Day babe! You know what that means?

- Damn right, now lie down so I can suck the soul right out of you

by PussyDestroyer500 September 28, 2022

National Throw Tall People Month

In the ENTIRE month of November, anyone under 5'6 can throw anyone over 5'6 without any consequences

Short person: Hey, remember that time you said it was 'Throw Short People Day'
Tall person: yeah why?
Short person: Guess what month it is...
Tall person: Novem-
Short person: National Throw Tall People Month!

by Icanclimbtrees September 29, 2022