John

John can be annoying sometimes but he is the sweetest, most honest, loyalist, caring, funniest, heartwarming, most unique, calmest, intelligent, adventurous, most talent, realist, and all in all the best person you could ever meet. Frankly even on his bad days you wouldn’t be able to tell because he’s always making people laugh and somewhat trying to spread positive vibes, his smile and his presence is enough to make the whole room light up he’s quite at first but once he gets used to everything he is a complete vibe.

“John is such an amazing person he’s always striving for the best and he inspires me, one day I want to be like him.”

by yamommaho May 20, 2022

John Lennon

Kill john Lennon!

Kill John Lennon

by Penidg June 1, 2022

St John's School Boy

A good looking and handsome boy. Cool to talk and joke with but will chop you by hook or crook.

I like that St John's School boy. He really deserves the J Town green top

by J Town boy June 3, 2022

Johnned

To come across a catastrophic fuck up of epic proportions

Why is the pallet no longer secure in the racking? Because it has been Johnned

by Dwrhodes85 March 31, 2022

John Michael

The sweetest boyfriends, you couldn’t ask for a better man. Huge dick’s where it counts, looks like jake gyllenhaal but teaches yoga.

You’re boyfriend is so hot, he’s such a John Michael.

by KyDandi April 2, 2022

John Burger

A slur for Ugly white people ( Caucasians and those of the white race ).

"Look at that john burger at dick's sporting good's"
"Yeah fucking whitey!"

by cetifiedslurinator April 4, 2022

John

A pure God Excepted by the Mexicans who typically worships himself

What is that guy doing at that temple
Oh that’s the temple of John
Wait that’s John

by fruit tea April 5, 2022