Red Riding Hood'd

When you're administering "Surprise Love" (aka, struggle snuggle) on your new found love and she pepper sprays you. Use your hands to wipe the liquid off your face, wipe it on your pecker and reinsert. That'll teach her.

I finally was able to meet Mabel in the dark alley down the street, for our first "date". She obviously had other plans and pepper sprayed me while I was balls deep. I knew then, she just wanted to be Red Riding Hood'd.

by SiteOpsGuru January 18, 2019

red hair girl

If you see a girl with a red hair you naturally know that she's a bad bitch. Specially in movies.

"Damn a red hair girl that pgirls hair represent her personality"

by fangirl12516 October 29, 2020

red dirt road

when a man and a woman have sex and the woman is on her period, the man pops her cherry and then starts having anal sex with the woman.

Jim: "hey, me and my girlfriend took the red dirt road last night"
Fred: "yeah man, when the red river flows, take the dirt road home"

by Lorf29 April 7, 2016

Runnin' the red light

1. A comedian who ignores the red indicator light and goes past their time slot on stage.

2. Refers to a person who orchestrates prostitution.

3. A phrase suggesting that someone lives dangerously.

1. I flashed Jerry the red light a few times to give him a two minute warning but he ignored me, running the red light.

2. The pimp has been runnin' the red light district down town for five years and then some.

3. Darnell is too daring, he's runnin' the red lights with his life all the time. That's dangerous for my taste.

by Twistad November 25, 2010

red rose cafe

this is slang for telling someone you were somewhere but you were actually getting fucked by lots of gay men

Dowd: I was down at the red rose cafe last night
Me: Oh you were out getting man love

by Pavee December 24, 2007

Big red key

UK Police battering ram. Called the big red key due to it being big, red and used to open doors.

Police:Open the door or I'm going to get my big red key.

by Not*the*FBI October 21, 2020

big red rocket of love

A song by Reverend Horton Heat. Could also mean a dog boner.

"EEEEEEW! LOOK AT THAT SLIMY RED THING ON YOUR DOG!"

"It's the Big Red Rocket of Love!"

by Doggy Boner September 30, 2004