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Greensboro, MD 

Greensboro, MD is a tiny little town surrounded by fields and nothing.

You must drive over 20 miles to the nearest Walmart. And you will do so because there is nothing else to do.

(Unless you count teenage pregnancy and smoking weed).

There are now TWO stop lights!

The largest club around is the Future Farmers of America.

(And even that is 10 miles out of town).

Everyone knows all of your business.
(And if they don't, they will make something up).
"I'm from Greensboro, MD".
"Where?"
"Nowhere".
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greenside 

Short for "Greenside Operations", is a term used to describe special operations carried out by the US Marine Corps in which direct contact with opposing forces is not intended. These type of missions are usually carried out by Force Reconnaissance, an elite special-purpose unit of the USMC.
Get some light armor and don't take too much ammo; the mission's greenside.
greenside by James029302 December 16, 2007

Reverse Greenwood 

A Reverse Greenwood combines several other well known deviant sex acts in one, resulting in pain and humiliation for one or both partners. In the Reverse Greenwood the male performs a reverse helicopter and then, while his penis is in the female's vagina, he inserts both testicles into her anus (double dongo style) and then deficates on her lower back.
Last night I thought that Mike was looking for something under the bed, next thing I know he pulled a Reverse Greenwood on me. It was warm and troublesome. I was humiliated, completely.

Greenlit 

When a `hit` is put out on you.
You have been greenlit
Greenlit by Gimp June 29, 2003

greenwalding

Intentionally misrepresenting someone's views. Just like fake journalist Glenn Greenwald does.
Jim said that I supported the war in Iraq even though I didn't. He's totally greenwalding me. What an asshole....
greenwalding by Aaron17583 May 2, 2019
See gay as all hell. Greene references to a male that likes to lick other males unwipe dirty inches. You may also suffer from a tendency to munch on fecal matter whilst jerking-off. Greenes are often recognized by their bad breath and shit-stained teeth. You may want to avoid them at all costs, unless Greenes float your boat.
That guys breath smells like shit, he must have Greened some dude.
Greene by MiMal May 4, 2006

Greenwood International School (GIS) 

A school that is literal hell where students are either absolute fucking nerds or chamaks (no in between), and scams the shit out of its students (unless they’re related to the owner). Basically trash and corrupted.
Oh it’s Greenwood International School (GIS), fucking scammers.