This act can only be performed when you have a larger than normal foreskin. Now, do not wash your cock for weeks letting the dickcheese build and build creating quite a sharp pungent odour, which should sting the nostrils when near. Now have your partner blow up your foreskin, much like you would a balloon and see how long the balloon can stay inflated. *Not recommended for sexual begginers or lactose intolerant
Allan: Mary and i have found a new act to add to our bedroom activities.
Greg : What is it Allan?
Allan: its called The Pork and cheese balloon
Greg: i feel sick just thinking about it...
A sandwich, in most cases, intricately decorated with two slices of Kraft american cheese slices. Prepared over an open flame. Spatula(s) must be used.
The smell excreted from the under-roles of an overweight person, usually male, trying to squeeze out a large, Voluptuous particle of human feces in the residence and arena of a toilet area or carier.
(example 1) "I meandured into the restroom and there was a strong essance of Poo Cheese that quickly enticed my gag replexes to vomit a little in my mouth arena"
(example2) "Sean sat on me today" "i know there was an essance of POO CHEESE, i had to leave"