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The Pork and cheese balloon

This act can only be performed when you have a larger than normal foreskin. Now, do not wash your cock for weeks letting the dickcheese build and build creating quite a sharp pungent odour, which should sting the nostrils when near. Now have your partner blow up your foreskin, much like you would a balloon and see how long the balloon can stay inflated. *Not recommended for sexual begginers or lactose intolerant
Allan: Mary and i have found a new act to add to our bedroom activities.
Greg : What is it Allan?
Allan: its called The Pork and cheese balloon
Greg: i feel sick just thinking about it...

Niggers and cheese 

When two black men pour cheese into their underwear and proceed to run a half marathon.
Hey that guy is running using the niggers and cheese method!”
Niggers and cheese by Brenden Kahal January 13, 2022

Hot Cheese Sandwich 

A sandwich, in most cases, intricately decorated with two slices of Kraft american cheese slices. Prepared over an open flame. Spatula(s) must be used.
Hot Cheese Sandwich by Zechs77 January 24, 2005

cottage cheese ass

A typical european delicacy in which one eats expired cottage cheese out of the anus.
Honey, im leaving for work, but when I get back make sure you have some cottage cheese ass ready.

Swiss Cheese 

Jacob and Angel are about to go out a get some Swiss Cheese
Swiss Cheese by oscar delavega January 27, 2010

Poo Cheese

The smell excreted from the under-roles of an overweight person, usually male, trying to squeeze out a large, Voluptuous particle of human feces in the residence and arena of a toilet area or carier.

In other words...

What you smell when fat sweaty people are shitting. (example 1)

OR

When fat people sweat alot...(example 2)
(example 1) "I meandured into the restroom and there was a strong essance of Poo Cheese that quickly enticed my gag replexes to vomit a little in my mouth arena"

(example2) "Sean sat on me today" "i know there was an essance of POO CHEESE, i had to leave"
Poo Cheese by Jakeypoo Waddles December 11, 2008