Baby Dick

Commonly mistaken for a penis of small size, a baby dick is a penis characteristic of a baby, typically 9lbs 10 oz, and 21 inches long. A very large crank.

"Yea I do have a baby dick" <people laugh> "It's 9lbs 10 oz, and 21 inches long!!!"

by JIMoney February 19, 2003

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Baby Daddy

Your girlfriend's father, who happens to be very short. Referenced in Jim Gaffigan's stand-up comedy.

Its never a good idea to pick up your girlfriend's dad, if he's very short and treat him like a baby..."It's a BABY DADDY!!!WHEEEEEEEEE!"

by plutograsshopper April 19, 2006

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'90s Baby

A person who was born in the LATE '90s (97-99). These people are considered to be too young to be considered a '90s kid but refuse to be associated with those born in the '00s.

'90s kids are a very exclusive club that declines to let those who were born in the late '90s in. Refusing to be associated with people born after the turn of the millennium, they decide to create their own club known as the 90's babies.

'90s Kid born - 1986 - 1996
'90s Baby born - 1997 - 1999

by et144 September 10, 2020

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Baby poo

The result of a small-follow through in your pants.

Also called Baby Shit or Baby Shite.
Referred to by intellectuals as Infantile Poop.

'Uh-oh, I just did a baby poo'

After passing wind, A sudden look of horror came over Craig's face as he realised that there was a Baby Poo in his pants.

by LeePea March 7, 2007

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baby sitting

when you hide your dead baby's from the police by sitting on them

there was an amber alert today so i ended up baby sitting all night

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

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golden baby

An insult, meaning "gay". Like that saying "silence is golden" and then that other saying "when there is silence a gay baby is born" so telling someone they are a golden baby is basicly calling them gay.

Pat you are such a golden baby!!!

by EvilButton March 2, 2008

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