Schlinging Meat

A term used to describe the act of Masturbating or Jerking Off

Hold on, I will be online in a second just Schlinging Meat right now.

by WagooChicken June 19, 2025

Meat snot

Meat snot, also known as pre-cum is a small amount of snot like fluid that comes out of your penis when you're turned on, but before you cum.

"Oh baby, I can tell you are turned on from all the meat snot in your shorts."

by Kelly Nicole May 19, 2022

Meat raisin

When you don’t have enough sex and your clit dries up and falls off

I haven’t had sex in so long my clit fell off and my cat ate the little meat raisin

by @huntex2403 April 12, 2022

Meatful

A rich and engaging experience or conversation

Wow the parade today was meatful. Today at work I had a meatful conversation with the boss.

by Fatality420 December 30, 2022

A Meat Rider

A no life nerd with a gamertag by the name of Machete who plays rocket league all day and doesn't wear socks around the homies in the bed. He also believes there are more than 2 genders. Also hasn't touched a women. Definitely makes love to "trans" people.

Machete is a meat rider...

by I are gay if u read this 🙅🏽‍♂️🧢 November 5, 2022

Meat pie

When someone takes a shit whilst doing anal.

Damn Finn meat pied me last night, it was sick.

by Pastasauce.123 February 20, 2018

Mr. Meat Pull

An insult used for people who masturbate.

“A guy in the stall next to me was jacking off while I was taking a shit! I was stuck with Mr. Meat Pull for like 10 minutes”

by Tenzei February 14, 2022