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Shit Tagger

"Why you wearing a pink shirt dude? You some kinda shit tagger?"

"Did you just try to grab my jock? You're such a fucking shit tagger."
by Throbbin P. Ness June 19, 2006
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Smurf Shit

Smurf Shit doesn't come out easily if left for ages.
by Endless Vertigo December 21, 2008
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god's shit

(n.) the feces of the almighty.

(adj.) Used to describe something INCREDIBLY awesome. Beyond simply being "the shit".
This Philadelphia Slick album is God's shit.

My hair is God's shit today.
by Annahoj December 9, 2008
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shit toucher

Anyone within shouting distance of your vehicle; Must be made aware of what they are via an open window; May also be referred to as a "poop toucher" when youth and/or elderly are present.
1.) "I'll tell you who drives a green truck . . . a SHIT TOUCHER, that's who!"

2.) "TOUCH POOP!"
by Kelley Rubass August 4, 2008
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Shit the sheets

To fail on an astronomical level; to achieve little despite putting forth effort.
"I studied for that Chem test for like 2 weeks, but I still shit the sheets on it."
by Karl Karlsen November 18, 2013
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shit smear

While someone is sleeping (Usually passed out), you wipe a small piece of shit under thier nose.
Billy thought his dog had farted until he looked in the mirror an realized he had been shit smeared
by rockin with dokken! March 2, 2004
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Ain't Shit

A Phrase that is used to express ones disregard for social norms or common opinions.

Also the name of an great podcast called 'The Aint Shit Podcast'
'Fuck societies opinions man , they ain't shit'
'Don't let anyone pull you down from the top , they ain't shit man"
'Yo ex aint shit , move on'
by nonamebalucci October 5, 2020
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