A digitally enabled human eye lens replacement which provides perfect vision. I-Eye adds a digitally created "virtual underlay”, a Bluetooth app camera which analyzes what your brain is seeing and adding Apple ads imagery for the best device to bu yNOW to keep you alive. Perfect vision and perfect situational awareness, and a direct link to Apple Pay.
Many Apple presidents had toyed with the idea of using implanted virtual reality devices, but only one accomplished it. f Apple is bringing home I-Eye production home from China. Said his followers “I-Eye Cap’n!” ... when asked if they would like universal free Apple Eye health care .
by You rReal Name July 27, 2020

A person that is so attractive that peoples eyes widen when looking at him/her. Also very sex appealing.
"Did you see that girl at the bar on Tuesday?"
"Yeah, she was real eye widener"
"My girlfriend slapped me for staring"
"Yeah, she was real eye widener"
"My girlfriend slapped me for staring"
by Spike* July 26, 2013

When you’re always on the look out for an opp or someone who could potentially be working amongst the opposition.
by KrazyKing April 11, 2022

Descriptive expression used when observing some unfortunate fucker who is so monstrously bosseyed that they have football pools eyes. One home and one away. Can be substituted for Pontoon Eyes, one twists and one sticks, or One on dip , One on full beam .
Did you notice the football pool eyes on that fecker? She doesnt know if its new year or New York , looking thru those fuckers
by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

by FloppyMonster March 30, 2025

#1. Peripheral vision beyond normal to make crazy hockey plays.
#2. Asian female with sexy eyes
#3. Pinky
#2. Asian female with sexy eyes
#3. Pinky
by Uncle Neal August 20, 2020

A Ghost refers to busting a nut within a girls mouth while she has milk in there. The goal is to make sure theres a little bit of blood in the semen so it looks as if someone took a picture of a dog during night
by Daeen September 30, 2019
