Elton Johning

A type of dive you would do at a pool, called Elton Johning because it replicates the feeling of listening to a really good Elton John song. When the water level is about the same height as ledge in a deep area, one will somersault into the water while plugging nose with fingers so water does not rush up their nose. Instead of immediately coming back up to the surface for a breath you would stay in the water for a few seconds as your body is slowly brought back up to the surface until you need to catch a breath.

Past tense: Elton Johned

Person 1: My favorite part of visiting the swimming pool is Elton Johning!
Person 2: Me too! It evokes the same feeling as listening to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road's chorus!

Person 1: Are you ready to leave the pool yet?
Person 2: Not yet! I haven't even Elton Johned yet!

by ultraspecialboy May 11, 2022

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This name is given to guys who are sooooo handsome and pogi, he is so pogi that once you see his face, you will make the sign of the pogi, and fall in love of his poginess, regardless of gender, (Pogimen)

Guy walks into a bar, gets stopped by a girl, she asks
Her: What's ur name?
Him: Emmanuelle John Villahermosa
Her: OH MY GHAD SO POGIII!!!!!!!!!
She falls in love but he so pogi se faints out of poginess

by AKOAYPOGI May 11, 2022

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