brown necktie 

A streak or small turd left by the anus on the chest just below the breasts during the act of titty-sex.

Man Joanne has big tits! I'm sorry I left a brown necktie when I screwed them!

brown necktie by robert.thomas August 22, 2003

brown knuckle sandwich

five fingers clenched right up Uranus....

clench your buttocks tight, the big brown one is coming right up!

brown knuckle sandwich by Corfy josie April 27, 2006

brown finger 

a term used to describe someoes finger or fingers after they have suufferd from a brown tickler

guy 1: let me get some popcorn

guy 2: not after what happend earlier get your brown finger out of my popcorn

brown finger by so0o easy January 17, 2009

Brown Mist 

Term used to describe a particularly messy poo, consisting mostly of poo in its liquid form accompanied by some foul splutters of methane gas.
Brown mist is common the morning after a mess night of heavy consumption, or after eating something that upsets the stomach.

"I've got a dodgey stomach, need to do some brown mist"

guy 1: "have a nice dump?"
guy 2: "MMM! Brown Mist!"

Brown Mist by Stevenage steve steve August 20, 2009

Brown snake moan 

The cry of agony that accompanies a particularly painful bowel movement.

"I don't know what i ate last night, but I definitely had the brown snake moan this morning."

"I had the brown snake moan so bad I swore it was coming out sideways."

Brown snake moan by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

Brown Diamond Miner 

Slang used to describe a gay man.

Stacy was going to ask Kieth on a date ntil she found out that he doesn't like girls...he is a Brown Diamond Miner.

Brown Diamond Miner by Glenduh the Good Witch January 13, 2010

brown eye booger 

What you call a small nut shard (peanut, almond, etc.) that gets caught around the outer edge of your anus causing an itchy, uncomfortable feeling. A common post poop occurance 1-2 days after eating any form of nut.

Pat: Why do you keep dancing around like that?
Jeremy: I ate a bunch of almonds last night and I keep gettting brown eye boogers in my ass. Be back in a minute, I need a re-wipe.

brown eye booger by turnyourface August 6, 2010