p-i-double-guh-ISSED

A declaration of anger suitable for fat white women and scrawny gay men.

"The bitch at the drive through forgot my five-pounder with cheese, you know I can't just eat a big fry! I am p-i-double-guh-issed!"

Said fat Tammy to her little Chee-Who-A-Who-A

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

Double Chocolate Thunder Creampie Snowball

One of the most obscure and legendary of all gay sex acts. First the penetrator ejaculates into the penetratee's rectum. Then the penetratee presses his anus firmly against the penetrator's rectum and farts the semen back into the penetrator. The penetratee they sucks the semen out of the penetrator's rectum and spits it into the penetrator's mouth. Level of difficulty... ten.

He totally gave me they best birthday gift. A Double Chocolate Thunder Creampie Snowball. It was amazing.

by LPreZ December 24, 2009

double wammy smack down

kicking some major butt. two people against one in a verbal fight, the two people win hense the double and smack down.

abbey and sara won a double wammy smack down against john.

by Sara Allard November 28, 2006

13 inch double headed dildo

everlasting pleasure, akin to first listening to that Limp Bizkit CD in your treehouse with your preteen friends while you whack each other off

omg did u hear break stuff? i wanna smack a bitch at my middle school prom with my baby dick whilst rocking out to it. it feels as good as a 13 inch double headed dildo or Smash Mouth

by NGR LVR September 26, 2014

backdoor double buckle toe buckle

The act when a beautiful woman suddenly inserts 2 fingers into your chocolate freckle up to the 2nd knuckles instantaneously causing your toes to spasm and cramp up

While Sally was giving me a slurp and jerk last night she surprised me with a backdoor double buckle toe buckle!

by Captain staple July 16, 2019

bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor

one of your options when the mutha fuckin law is in your rearview mirror

"Shit, man, the motha fuckin laws behind me. What the hell am i gonna do?"
"Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor"

by natetorious September 30, 2009

double take and bite my lip

When someone sees something/someone that is .. exciting, arousing, or interesting in a sexual way.

You look like the type of girl that would make me do a double take and bite my lip.

by immadinosaur September 13, 2006