by WildWillez December 13, 2020
by 8f0WT4N62Nxk December 31, 2020
by BRUHSVGYGVYUJGS October 27, 2023
We all remember that day when we learned what cancer was, but my parents in particular did excruciatingly well telling me that half of my mom's side of the family had cancer and that they were going to eventually die. In fact, I think she first told us(me and my brother), at the ripe age of 4 and 2, that our grandma had stage 3 breast cancer and was going to die. She didn't even tell us what cancer was, for fuck's sake. And the consequence of that was me going on for another 8 years thinking cancer was instant death and that different parts of your body could get it.... Like, what the fuck? And then turns out my Grandpa had prostate cancer, so that was fun, but not as lethal. Another one of my great-uncles had ball cancer AND lung cancer. I can only pray that I don't share any of their fates, but I think one of the reasons she escaped it was because she went to med school. Definitely not me, so I can only hope.
Mother: Son, your grandma is going to die.
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.
Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.
Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is
by PORGSSSS October 18, 2023
by What the hell? April 30, 2005
A day, so holy and strictly followed, where all who know what is good for them, hate Jem. Jem and his imbecilic suggestions are not to be endorsed, but rather abrogated at any cost. Jem on this day, knows nothing.
by JemH8a November 05, 2010
what the fuck do you want from me is a phrase used when you want to say what do you want from me but you decide to add a cuss word into the sentence.
by AngelXX M December 06, 2020