Shot in the dark

While mastrubating at night when your significant other is sleeping, you climax into their open, unsuspecting mouth.

Mike, you and Jane were doing great! Why'd you break up?

I got drunk and gave her a shot in the dark.

Was it worth it?

Totally.

by HoosierDaddy007 April 17, 2014

the dick do

when a guys stomach hangs lower than his dick do

the girl had trouble finding the cock because of his giant dick do

by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004

the dictators

The first punk band releasing their first album in 1974. (Ramones in 76) Some may xconsider them glam rock but they are way more punk.

Manuel: "Who was the first punk band"

emo loser: "Green Day or SUm41"

Manuel: "WRONG!!!! DICTATORS BABY!!!!"

by Tony Ramone July 28, 2005

The Dizzy Gillespie

When you blow into someone's asshole until you create enough air pressure to shoot a turd back into your mouth.

"So my girlfriend wanted me to try somethin new last night - The Dizzy Gillespie. That's black love!"

"I choked on Dizzy Gillespie!"

"Oh, HELL to tha naw!" - Whitney Houston

by Laquanda Shaneesha Chautauqua Jones December 11, 2006

The DF

An abbreviation of dancefloor, origininates from teen lingo in Australia. Very popular among elder teenagers and young adults especially those that frequent pubs and clubs. A much more contemporary version of the 'd-floor' - which is a word that should never be said out loud unless you wanted to permenantly socially isolate yourself. 'The DF' is socially acceptable and is not considered to be lame.

"We're going to hit up the DF"
"Umm just quietly the DF is going off"

by b to the ree December 31, 2008

The Death Star

Destroying the death star or doing the death star relates to the act of having sex with a fat girl. She has to be big enough though to acquire the nickname death star.

Dude I got destroyed by the death star last night.

by Moonyurmum April 28, 2011

beating the dead goat

jering it right after u just jerked it

"I was watching this porno and i beat it and then they did it up the ass so i ended up beating the dead goat."

by General Schwartzkopf January 13, 2008