2 minutes to midnight

Underrated Iron Maiden song

2 minutes to midnight

The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb

by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022

2 fingers up

You have a really big knob

"Yeh I put 2 fingers up"
"wow you must have a really big knob"

by Hehe funny August 3, 2022

1/2/3/4

the 1/2/3/4 fitness goal is as follows:
1 plate (135lbs/60kg) over head press
2 plates (225lbs/100kg) bench press
3 plates (315lbs/140kg) squat
4 plates (405lbs/180kg) deadlift

I finally reached the 1/2/3/4 milestone!

by anonymous August 4, 2022

1/2/3/4

the 1/2/3/4 fitness goal is as follows:
1 plate (135lbs/60kg) overhead press
2 plates (225lbs/100kg) bench press
3 plates (315lbs/140kg) squat
4 plates (405lbs/180kg) deadlift

I finally reached the 1/2/3/4 milestone!

by blue42343 August 4, 2022

2 minutes

When a woman says 2 minutes is too much

Pov:me trying to find a girl that thinks 2 minutes is enough

by Weuh11 August 10, 2022

UTMV (Generation 2) Part 1

- *2nd Gen.*

Everything was still peaceful, sort of. Until Utmv's fate was traced. Wolf was not the owner anymore, and JerryCookies, had replaced him, until wolf posted a file, containing the game's source code, which supposedly had a trojan + a keylogger in it, but there are rumors saying that it never had any of those, and it was only a fact spread to manipulate the community users. Wolf could no more be trusted, but within two weeks, the staff created a brand new page for the project, since it's original creator wasn't trustworthy, and people wouldn't like the game to be cancelled only because of one person, they decided to dive even further into developing that project. The new version was called, "UTMV Legacy Version.", as the name suggests, a legacy version of the old game that was first developed by Wolf', but until further notice, the staff required even more members to it's team, since the project was starting to become bigger. And we **finally** had an update containing new skins, new aus, some new implemented features, and some other stuff which made the game more active.

Person 1: Hey Person 2, UTMV is getting remastered! Do you wanna play when it's released in Gamejolt?
Person 2: Yeah, I wouldn't mind had a lot of fun playing it for the first time.
UTMV (Generation 2) Part 1

by Kobby Robert Sheldon August 21, 2022

UTMV (Generation 2) Part 2

Further on, Jerry has been banned from discord due to not having the age to be in it according to his country laws, and Ejm shadow has replaced his charge temporarily, the game got brand new admins in training, such as Nicholas, Astric, Medh, and a few more. At the start everything was fine with them, but further on, some other admins from the first generation started getting **way** more strict within the rules. We could not say a single word and that would be warn worthy. And the new admins (excluding Medh) would just give you nonsense excuses in order to keep someone banned, or not do their work properly. Most likely the staff was power thirsty, and would get offended/mad over inoffensive jokes, such as "ok and" + "your mom", which even leaded to the delition of an emoji in particular which would most likely go along with both of those sentences regularly. And this is where the community was not the same anymore, with people getting banned over jokes, warned because of images that were not even considered memes in general, and overall stuff that were not bad enough in order to give the user a punishment. But, after some time, JerryCookies decided to make a brand new recreation of Utmv, called Utpr (standing for Undertale - Paralel Realities.), which would be ran by Jerry' himself, but we've met a "terrible fate".

Continue in UTMV (Generation 3)

Person 3: Ah, UTMV miss the memories...
Person 4: It's the past now, everything good comes to an end. Let's go back inside it's about to rain.
UTMV (Generation 2) Part 2

by Kobby Robert Sheldon August 21, 2022