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Meat axe

Big and dumb, but some how obliterates. Doesn’t understand what fear is.
Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.

Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.

-dipshit
Spectator: He smashed them all!??…
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!

Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
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Sweet Meat

When that hot bae is wearing small shorts and her sweet ass is hanging out of the bottom ready to be touched
That thot walked by and I saw that beautiful sweet meat under those short ass shorts.
by aarond2018 June 4, 2018
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meat satchel

A scrotum. The sack containing a man's testicles.
How was your date last night? We were about to smush and then I caught a whiff of his meat satchel.
by Johan Spleefster November 19, 2010
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Mississippi Meat-Cup

6 dudes stand around a shot glass and who ever cant fit the tip of their dick in the shot glass moves on to the next round. You work your way up to a red solo cup and whoever wins is crowned the king of Mississippi.
Girl 1:Oh my gosh! I heard he has an absolute meat hanger

Girl 2: How do you know that?

Girl 1: How haven't you heard he beat dequan'dre in the Mississippi Meat-Cup

Girl 2: So he must have an absolute elephant trunk
by largermouthbass October 28, 2021
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Meat Manned

When a Parody Twitter account uses the wrong account, mistaking it for another one.
You used the wrong account, you meat manned.
by GhostlyWriter April 12, 2025
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meat treat

Giiiiiirl he gave me a fat ass meat treat last night...
by Blakazakatttt August 31, 2017
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spinning meat drop

When two men typically friends engage in sexual acts involving one’s anus, one man lies down with his ass in the air, whilst the other aggressively jumps on a trampoline catapulting himself into the air, spinning his meat around like a meat-o-copter before landing his meat into his friend’s anus
Mike: hey Jeff I’ve been practicing the spinning meat drop all week wanna see if we can do it without landing in the neighbors yard.
Jeff: hell ya I just got a new mini trampoline for my room so my parents can mind their business unlike last time
by The real C-Breezy February 17, 2025
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