Blood of Kings

A clothing brand created by Dustin Sutton representing a Christian based theory that we are all children of God the Omni King.

My blood is ancient dating back to the original king therefore I have in me the blood of kings.

by DCSHHI August 15, 2025

King Deathpatch

A shy smarthuman boy who lives in a riparian forest.

The King Deathpatch curled up.

by Acylos The Silver Predator August 16, 2022

Banana king

Charlie is the banana king
(phrase 'banana king' directly inspired by the series Charlie the Unicorn by FilmCow)

You're the banana king charrrrrlllllliiiiiiiieeeeeeee

by A-Kitty July 2, 2023

King Marshall

A cuntboy that lies to his lover

King Marshall told his lover once more he was feeling fine.

by KingMarshalll August 11, 2018

burger king

the chum bucket just with a different name

person 1 : u wanna go to burger king

person 2 : nah bro that shits the chum bucket id never eat that

by jamla2002ad March 22, 2023

Tiger Kinged

Verb - The act of dropping so much densely packed information on someone at once that they are completely overloaded and rendered unable to perform higher brain functions for a temporary time. The individual being Tiger Kinged usually is not expecting to be mentally crushed by so much densely packed information and is not prepared, such that the sheer mental processing power that it takes to unpack everything renders them in a state of shock and at times stupidity for an hour or so after while they digest everything to make sense of it.

Rio: Have you seen Netflix's Tiger King yet?

Tim: Honestly, after the first two episodes, I felt stupid af while my brain processed all of that info. I mean, in two episodes you introduce me to a gay af country-ass tiger trainer who has TWO husbands, this one dude got NO teeth and nipple piercings, OK? Oh yea, and NEITHER of them are gay! Then this girl Carole maybe (definitely!) murdered her husband and fed him to the tigers?! And there's this Hindu guru follower guy with a beer belly and a pony tail named Doc who has SEVEN??? wives? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. So yea, my brain needs a LONG minute to process all of this. I'm taking the rest of the day easy. Believe that.

Rio: omg that happened to me too! lol We got Tiger Kinged!

Tim: lol absolutely

by ShadyKuns April 4, 2020

cricket king

Someone who repeatedly attempts to start up conversation in a group chat / text / email thread, but is never responded to, as what they are saying is irrelevant to the concerns of any of the recipients.

He wouldn't be such a cricket king if he didn't feel the need to start talking about nonsense every time the group goes silent.

by commissioner mugsy August 29, 2017