John Carroll marching band

The most energetic, crazy, and the most awsome band in the WORLD! The band is also directed by the coolest and the most energetic person you will meet in your life. (The name will not be mentioned for securety purposes.)
IT's AMAZING

1. John Carroll marching band Rocks!
2. Hey did you see the John Carroll marching band?
"ya they are amazing, they are amazing and mabye a little crazy it's all goood tho,". Ha Ha!!

by Someone.... =] October 5, 2007

who shot john

A term used in a situation where a major event has occurred and you have no idea what's going on.

(Someone was stabbed at a party)
M: Yo did you see that?
J: No, man! Who shot john?

by DDAWLS November 28, 2004

johnsoned

When a group loses majority status in an organizational body due to a member's sudden death or incapacitating health condition.

Dude, the tenors in the community choir got johnsoned after Mr. Howard got angina.

The Senate democrats might get johnsoned because of whats-his-face.

by Indefinido December 11, 2008

johnson, vt

The tiniest of towns (as long as you're defining a town as three churches, a movie theater, a couple run-down shacks and a gas station). Conveniently squished between Morristown and Hyde Park. No one ever passes it/visits it except to continue on towards Stowe or attend the local college (Johnson State College) which no one has ever heard of.

Maggie: i tried to look up johnson, vt on urban dictionary, and nothing came up....

Ariana: so define it.

by maggeth1 July 23, 2009

Johnson wire

Wire/cable used as power wire for car audio amplifiers, espcially if it's done in a half-assed way such as using cut off jumper cables because it's cheaper. Also any half-assed wiring job, especially if it's hazardous.

I checked under my hood to make sure my Johnson Wire was still wrapped around the battery terminal good.

It was clear that the kid had done some Johnson Wiring to his truck.

by a clever ud user September 7, 2009

Asonta' Johnson

A Dark skin Male Only Known In legends that you speak about to your children, a man that has slayed so many women with his bigger than your favorite porn stars Penis, a man that has sent more women to the doctor than a gynecologist, a man that has left more girls missing than a milk carton, a man that if he has sex with your girlfriend, there is a 250% chance that you will never see her again. an Asonta' Johnson is the male above males, His penis should be made of gold an diamonds, it should have its own zip code, it should be on ebay, it should have its own commercial.

what Happened to your Girl? she Got Asonta' Johnsoned

by flenor11 December 13, 2010

dirty johnson

Redirecting a kiss with a firmly placed hand (See: "stiff arm") toward the area of the male genitalia in hopes of receiving fellatio.

I dident want to make out with her so I pulled the ol' dirty johnson

by sir kenneth November 9, 2014