Potluck job

When a junkie attends a potluck uninvited and sticks his dih in all the foods, especially getting his greasy pubes stuck in the food

“Yea I showed up to that potluck unattended last night, gave it an absolute potluck job”

by Rotluckkk May 12, 2025

Rotluck job

When an absolute trash head energy drink junkie sticks his lil dih into a full energy drink can or carbonated can of something, whiles listening to rock music the entire time.

Mike-“yea that can of monster absolutely got it last night, gave it an absolute rotluck job!”

by Rotluckkk May 12, 2025

Milk Job

A lesbian gives you a footjob while her feet are covered in ranch/mayonnaise

Broooo last night, I a girl gave me a Milk Job while my drake playlist was playing in the background. Does that count?

by Yaalis May 14, 2025

bro-job

Brojob

/bro-job/ verb

Is the practice of giving & recieving platonic deep head for all ya homies, regardless of the gender or sexual orientation

(See also - homie head or jo- blo

Jo-blo is handin out a bro-job to all interested in some relaxed homie head

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... May 14, 2025

Tank Job

A restroom prank or act of revenge where one removes the lid of the toilet tank and defecates in the tank before replacing the lid. The next poor bastard that uses the toilet will be greeted by bits of your stool as the bowl refills.

My boss was such an asshole today I left him a tank job to deal with. Hope he has plenty of bleach!

by jdirtybird May 16, 2025

rust job

Presumably the listener misheard the phrase "rushed job"

"I thought I heard someone say "rust job," so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary only to find the most puerile definitions imaginable.

by wwforthewin May 23, 2025

Floyd Job

When someone is sucking your dick and you pinch their nose with one hand and the other hand forces their head into your cock until they cant breathe and eventually die.

She gave me a Floyd Job and the funeral is next week.

by Choagiefest May 30, 2025