Ethan Hand's are typically sworn enemies of people going by the names of Lewis and Kieran. Throughout history, Ethan Hands have typically been the beta males of society, where Alphas like Lewis' and Kieran's will go out of their way to bring sheer pain and suffering upon them.
Lewis: Look at that fucking beta male over there, proper Ethan Hand type guy him.
Kieran: Let's go fuck him up.
Kieran: Let's go fuck him up.
by Rubberback November 26, 2018
Get the Ethan Handmug. Often times, plight of hand forces artists to obscure a figure's hands behind objects placed strategically in the foreground of the composition.
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
Get the plight of handmug. The act of submerging your hand in ice water until it becomes numb and then jerking yourself of while watching the Frosty the Snowman special.
Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.
Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.
By night 2 of being lost in the snowy forest Timmy resorted to a frosty hand job which reminded him of the many loveless nights with his ex.
by Jarenticus December 18, 2017
Get the frosty hand jobmug. While strolling through a grassy knoll and the sudden urge to relieve your bowels hits with extreme force. With no place to actually relieve yourself (out of fear of snakes, poisonous plants, and dysentery), your only option is to reach back and feel the warmth of yesterday’s meals filling your cupped hands.
I should have known that rancid bison meat I had last night would lead to a fresh prairie hand pie this morning.
by Ollieoz June 8, 2019
Get the Prairie Hand Piemug. by Bigdaddyhughes1031 July 25, 2016
Get the Silk handmug. Steven King has a nice hand.
by Nia king June 19, 2021
Get the Handmug. I thought we were having a good night i was going to give him head until i found out he was a hand pusher when he shoved my hand on his dick
by CHEESY WEEZY LEMON SQUEEZY July 30, 2018
Get the Hand Pushermug.