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right-handed laundry line holder

noun
Politically correct term for nazis;
Usually, there should not be any politically correct terms for politically uncorrect people, but one may use this term here to refer to such specimens if one wishes to be creative, or if one is standing right next to such a group of people and does not desire to be understood. The use of a slightly cryptic circumscription guarantees in itself that a nazi does not understand it, because his brain capacity does not allow for more than hand-raising (hence the term) or the utterance of sentences with more than two words.
This term is particularly fitting for young nazis in rural areas, who tend to lack the courage to move out of mommy's place before the age of 70 (when they move to a retirement home because mommy is no more). In exchange for home and food, they have to help with chores, such as holding a laundry line in the yard, which their stiff right arms are perfect for.
"Haha, look at this ridiculous right-handed laundry line holder over there!"
by Favorite cousin October 6, 2012
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Shrimp hands

When your hands are both cold and sweaty.
Person 1 grabs person 2s hand

Person 2: dude, you got shrimp hands
by Shrek the musical December 31, 2017
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Chuck Handed

A "cack handed" or sausage fingered person with impaired fine motor skills because their fingers are fat as sausages - like king Charles III (King Chuck to his mates)
Jerry is so Chuck Handed he takes 20 minutes to insert a sim card.
by Na ni di Oyibo October 26, 2022
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Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.
We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.
by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022
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Diaper hand

When changing a poopy diaper and you get some on your hand. Can happen concurrently with diaper foot.
Uh-oh, looks like daddy got diaper hand!
by Oug777 February 3, 2019
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Two handed wonder

When your masturbate and pet your dog at the same time.
Did you hear about Tom, he is a two handed wonder.
by TwoHandedWonder October 9, 2016
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hand hearts for mya

to show how much these girls mean to me frl.💜💊
hand hearts for mya is bc yes
by twxiccc May 19, 2022
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