Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit during coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet

“What are you up to?”
“Just having a good morning and god bless, if you know what I mean”
“Ah man papa bless you, timber!”

by Constant Suffering May 23, 2018

God

He has nothing nice to say about you

"I've mert God. He had nothing nice to say about you."

by SZASZUKEEEEEE May 9, 2022

God-time

How the gods perceive time differently from mortals, due to their longer lifespans.

(e.g: 'The gods are typically more patient than mortals as 100 years is like a month in god-time' ).

(Note: God-time is kind of comparable to human and dog years, but not exactly).

by Diana Lucius DeCollis May 25, 2024

Good morning and God bless

Doing a good morning and God bless is taking a shit while drinking coffee and eating breakfast.

The best way to start the day is with a good morning and God bless!

by pepsijonasmax April 7, 2018

oh my god

something that you say when you are scared/worried and you ask gods help

or

something that your girlfriend screams when you push to hard

girl: oh my god i said stop pushing my earing my earhole closed
boy: ehh sh-

by I'm in the next door :) May 2, 2022

that's god

cool, wicked, great, amazing

that's god dude!

by iAteTwoDonuts June 6, 2022

gods dictionary

The urban dictionary

Person 1: Hey, what does clanker mean?

Person 2: Look it up in gods dictionary.

by Bobby420Jimmy December 30, 2020