the apple guy

it's a guy named Craig Federighi.he is running and acting he have 10000000000000000000000000 aura and rizz until someone want to see his apple pencil

P1:Samsung SAM is better!!!!
P2:Nah,the apple guy is better.

by APPLE WASIN July 5, 2024

Find Your Gundam Guy

A romance story that can be told in 4 photos. 1- random flex of obscure interest (Gundam) in your DMs, 2- DMs get better, 3- unexpectedly meeting and 4. pledging eternal love . Taken from the tweet by @mitsurutenma 11/22/17, retweeted 121k 🤍 388k

- I hate being single
-Don’t worry , someday you’ll Find Your Gundam Guy.

by jmjEagle November 22, 2022

Kufteta Guy

A special Bulgarian meatball that can be used to describe someone who is fat.

The guy in front of us is ordering so much food. What a kufteta guy.

by Mikson March 1, 2024

GUY

Girl Under You.
One of the most satisfying sexual positions!

... thanks, Lady Gaga!

I whispered, There's nothing more satisfying than being your GUY.
I get so fucking wet just thinking about being the GUY in your life.

by Real-Sexy May 12, 2014

Self help guys

Biggest pieces of shit on the planet.

Hym "I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU STEAL 7 YEARS OF MY LIFE BUT YOU WILL LET ME MURDER YOU KIDS. NOT GOING TO LET MY LIFE BE STOLE BY SELF HELP GUYS"

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

Incredibly Cool Guy

Guy who has two tattoos and plans on getting more

This guy got two tattoos and has plans for more. He is officially an Incredibly Cool Guy.

by WaddleDeeWaddleDoo September 11, 2021

Sand Rich Guy

Guy from Egypt, rich and will always have spare change in this pocket and is a Jew, and cant get laid with any amount of money there is.

Belal is sand rich guy.

by Bolel July 11, 2020