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Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishing

When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.
"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"

"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"
by STARKILLERMKIII March 27, 2025
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Fish

An amazing person with a sweet personality and gorgeous eyes, but they wont accept this fact because they are a stupid brat >:(
Omg hi fish
by Funkyrat November 24, 2021
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Fish Pond Problem

"Have a fish pond problem" = Thinking you have a huge, critically important problem to deal with.

Compared to - "Making a mountain out of a molehill" = Exaggerating and exacerbating a very minor, insignificant issue into a tremendous obstacle or crisis.

Owners of fish ponds ( like koi ponds) get very upset if something goes wrong with their koi or the environment. The world is ending if there is a fish pond problem.
John was stressed about missing the office holiday party, but his wife told him he was having a fish pond problem and it wasn't that big of a deal.
When the restaurant messed up my order, I started to get really worked up until my friend said "Relax, you're having a fish pond problem again over something minor."
Sarah tends to have a lot of fish pond problems - she'll obsess over tiny issues like being 5 minutes late as if they're catastrophic events.
The team spent two hours debating the colors for the new logo design. Their manager finally had to intervene and say they were having a fish pond problem before refocusing them.
by erinod23 June 4, 2024
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Fish Agency

Fishy agency (or fish) is a term used for someone with a poor sence of agency.
The term was coined by discord user 'Cozolt' as friendly banter and is commonly used in small sfw recreational hypnosis spaces.
'You have *fish agency* mate' 'Ha fish'
by Cozolt June 12, 2024
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fish rave

(n) A goated nickname.
Also known as Vrishav

Name adopted by the Dolbe boys (and me) in 7R2 (2024)
Person 1: What is Vrishav’s nickname

Person 2: idk
Person 1: what about fish rave

7R2: 🔥🔥🔥🔥
by ñēvērłāñd June 17, 2024
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Fish Agency

Fish Agency (fishy, fish) is a joke term for somebody with a bad sense of personal agency.
It was coined by discord user Cozolt as friendly banter and is most commonly used in sfw recreational hypnosis spaces.
'L fish' 'you have really fishy agency' 'you have the agency of a fish' 'L fish agency'
by Cozolt June 18, 2024
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Fish curtains

Fish curtains are a slang term for pussy lips
I had to hitch up my shorts to wade through her fish curtains
by Zoen McChicken Lips June 23, 2024
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