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poop crimes

Deviated sex practice's including but not excluded to shit blisters mudslides dirty Sanchez paying poop criminals for blackmail or for shits and giggles having a prostitute shit on your chest and scooping it up with crackers and eating it.
Person 1:That party was a crazy bunch of unhealthy people. Person 2: I think they were retarded them fuckers paid for a shit crime. Person 1: I saw a poop crime go down before my very eye's. Person 2: I am scarred for life.
Person 1: the poop crimes going down there were just maddening.
by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020
mugGet the poop crimesmug.

poop on me

by kelsey bumling January 17, 2022
mugGet the poop on memug.

poop noodle

After anal the male peer shits out of his dick.
OMG! You just made me poop noodle!
by #FORDSMACK May 12, 2015
mugGet the poop noodlemug.

alabama poop train

Exists to serve the LCOE and Big Mac, Dave Messinger, and Dr Hardy. Lead with a light touch
“”We plan on doing lean strikes in Alabama, it’s important that we hit take a ride on the Alabama Poop Train into steady state...”
by Matt Arnold — 5 May 28, 2018
mugGet the alabama poop trainmug.

poop nugget

by sjfhiwskfhskaujslfusekl December 2, 2018
mugGet the poop nuggetmug.

Poop saddle

When a baby or elderly person is wearing a diaper and defecates in large amounts. The poop runs from the front above the genitals to the rear above the tail bone, hence the “poop saddle”
Hey we’ve got an old man in room three riding a poop saddle
by Mr Apostasy October 28, 2018
mugGet the Poop saddlemug.

poop to the peep

ga: hey ba? did you hear that?
ba: yeah! i think that's a poop to the peep!
ga: oh! so like... peep to the poop!
by ga chan November 23, 2021
mugGet the poop to the peepmug.

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