green bubble struggle

A reflection of Apple's anti-competitive practices. By disallowing iMessage on Android, Apple deliberately creates interoperability problems, notably including broken group chats when users attempt to communicate using a mixed set of operating systems.

In a 2013 internal email, Apple software chief Craig Federighi wrote: “I am concerned iMessage on Android would simply serve to remove an obstacle to iPhone families giving their kids Android phones.”

Apple's refusal to participate in an open standards process has broken many of our group chats. It's been a real green bubble struggle.

by Hyfin Ampersanderson March 30, 2024

Green bubble struggle

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.

Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."

by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024

Green fn

When you're saying something smooth to a lady and you make it.

Example: Damn girl yo tits look heavy, mind if i hold them for you?
^Green fn

by Wandale_Wingle March 31, 2024

green

the base of a phrase of excitement and confidence used to compliment a basketball shot you are sure will go in before it does. originated from the game NBA2K, where the shot meter turns green if you release at the right time and the shot for sure goes in.

DeAndre shot the ball, and yelled "green fuh nigga" just as it went through the hoop.

by baseworldbillionare March 31, 2024

green screen kid

A person that makes low effort videos on YT shorts by plastering their face on another short (content theft)

Person 1: Hey dude look at my video
Person 2: I saw that short somewhere before. Don't be a green screen kid.

by Nintencat April 1, 2024

green fn

when you headshot someone in fortnite.

"OMG get green fn'd"

by tyblah2004 April 1, 2024

Green fn

Normally made whenever someone makes a crazy shot or trick shot and a image pops up with Peter Griffin doing a jump shot in basketball. Since commonly in fortnite it means green fortnite

After he made a trick shot and landed a headshot he said "Green fn"

by Binker linker April 1, 2024