The phenomenon of still having feelings for a strange period of time for a guy that you’ve told to go the hell away for many good reasons
by Surlier February 22, 2022
Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."
by Hym Iam September 23, 2023
Someone who just graduated and lands a full time 9-5 job. This person will become depressed as they slave there days away trying to sustain a prominent career. You are now like every other college graduate who hates there life.
by Bruvington Jr November 04, 2015
Kick your best guy friend day is every Sunday and Tuesday. This means that if you see your best guy friend, you get to kick him!
by MetalOrPlasticSpoon November 20, 2023
Michael Franzese
Hey man! Have you heard of Michael Franzese?
Are you kidding? He’s the definition of a stand up guy!
Oh, my bad!
It’s ok. Fuggetaboutit!
Are you kidding? He’s the definition of a stand up guy!
Oh, my bad!
It’s ok. Fuggetaboutit!
by Gonzorino September 09, 2020
Seriously guys what the actual fuck is the ACTUAL deal with the SpongeBob guy? I really can't wrap my fucking head around it. Aside from critical fat cock theory there is NO REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR THAT SHIT! Stop making videos about it. Get that shit out of my sight. I couldn't possibly be more upset about this. You have all collectively failed me.
Hym "Seriously, this fucking SpongeBob Guy shit is really getting me. No amount of cleaning my fucking room is going to convert into banging Arianna Grande.... BUT... Being in a SpongeBob musical does... I mean... It TECHNICALLY makes me RIGHT AGAIN (Because bitches love SpongeBob)... But this is my single most hollow victory... I was right... But at what cost? I might actually welcome the lobotomy at this point. We've left absurdity altogether and shifted into insanity. She has to be doing that on purpose. She knows who I am. She knew it would make headlines. An entirely calculated decision. She's trying to ruin 'being right' for me. The ONLY THING I ENJOY and she fucking ruined it. God damn you.... MMMM!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
Maybe you guys can assign me a Cajun French name and then I can try to learn the French language and have children with a Cajun girl?
by Death Menace September 24, 2022