Repetitive refresh syndrome

A facebook illness that involves constantly hitting the refresh button on the task bar. Usual symptoms include unusual amounts of joy at notifications, and using the refresh button until notifications appear, with often as little as 5 seconds between refreshes.

Steve sat and stared at his computer screen. He had left the girl on which he had a crush a comment, over two hours ago, but she still had not responded. Steve found himself unable to remove himself from the computer, and unable to wait for her to write back. He sat, mindlessly refreshing his facebook home page until a notification appeared. Steve suffers from Repetitive refresh syndrome.

by benpg January 6, 2008

Berry Down Syndrome

The irrational belief by employers and supervisors that making use of a BlackBerry phone during the business day will result in a lack of productivity. Micro managers are usually afflicted by this disorder.

Susie: I'm off. I'm going to call my friend for a ride home.
Jojo: Down. Susie, down. Down. Put it down.
Susie: What the hell are you talking about?
Jojo: Down, berry down. Put it down. Down, put the berry down. Down, put it down. Down. Down.
Susie: You have Berry Down Syndrome, get help!

by Jocko Tam July 18, 2009

lazy bitch syndrome

(n)noun: when your bitch-ass is so thirsty for government assistance, that you cause bodily harm to yourself or fake a disability for financial aid.

"Did you hear about the chick who poured drain cleaner in her eyes so that she would go blind?!"
"Yeah, that slut has lazy bitch syndrome."

by shhshelby November 17, 2015

Mr. Brightside Syndrome

The condition where one likes or knows only the most popular song from a band or artist.

"Hey, what's your favorite song by My Chemical Romance?"
"Defiantly Welcome to the Black Parade"
"Yo you totally got Mr. Brightside Syndrome"

by gingecan July 2, 2014

chris valenti syndrome

the syndrome in which an unmarried individual falls in love with an engaged individual, and the engaged with the unmarried, but does nothing until the engaged individual is married. usually leaves both parties in a depressed state.

Bill: What's wrong with you?
Ryan: I'm suffering from Chris Valenti syndrome. This girl I like was engaged and got married, but I'm in love with her and she is in love with me. Guess it's too late now.

by happyending December 24, 2007

sweaty ass syndrome

You're driving your car on a beautiful summers day, sweat is making its way down the curve of your back before dropping into the crease of your ass. You wiggle constantly trying to get comfortable because the sweat has nowhere to go as it slowly solidifies. PAINFUL

Cyril - 'Yo, why the f*** are you wriggling around on your chair?'
K - 'Because my ass is hairier than your head causing streams of sweat to meet and solidify in my crack, Damn motherfucker! This is PAIN! This is Sweaty Ass Syndrome!'

by James_Dean_007 November 14, 2013

Pop Culture Syndrom

When a unique, independent individual usually between the ages 12-25 gets rapidly sucked into the empty void of what's popular among the masses. Symptons include, but are not limited to, owning an iPod Nano new generation, listening to Eminiem, Kanye West, Ke$ha, etc., believing autotune to be "talent," having the irresistable urge to shop at Hot Topic, thinking you're an epic fan of a band because you play their Guitar Hero song over and over again, and either being a Justin Bieber fan or a "hater" who says he's gay despite not evening have heard of him.

I recently lost my ex-best friend to Pop Culture Syndrom.

by JinxOfUYA December 21, 2010