god's shit

(n.) the feces of the almighty.

(adj.) Used to describe something INCREDIBLY awesome. Beyond simply being "the shit".

This Philadelphia Slick album is God's shit.

My hair is God's shit today.

by Annahoj December 9, 2008

shit mit

Any piece of attire or fabric used to wipe your ass in desperate situations.

Hiker 1: "I need to take a shit but were stuck in the woods!"
Hiker 2: "Just use your sock as a shit mit."

While taking a shit at a party, Mandy was so drunk she used the shower curtain as a shit mit because in reality she was sitting in the bathtub instead of the toilet.

by dothegoodjob March 8, 2009

shit toucher

Anyone within shouting distance of your vehicle; Must be made aware of what they are via an open window; May also be referred to as a "poop toucher" when youth and/or elderly are present.

1.) "I'll tell you who drives a green truck . . . a SHIT TOUCHER, that's who!"

2.) "TOUCH POOP!"

by Kelley Rubass August 4, 2008

Smurf Shit

Slang for Blue Tack

Smurf Shit doesn't come out easily if left for ages.

by Endless Vertigo December 21, 2008

Shit the sheets

To fail on an astronomical level; to achieve little despite putting forth effort.

"I studied for that Chem test for like 2 weeks, but I still shit the sheets on it."

by Karl Karlsen November 18, 2013

Shitted up

When one cannot keep their house or property clean and neet.

Just look at the Smith's yard, it's all shitted up from the crap they drag home from yard sales.

by Honey5683 April 8, 2016

smack the shit

Next level of beating the shit out of someone

If you give me the chance to me Drake Bell of ‘Drake and Josh’ instead of Drake the rapper I’m gonna smack the shit outta you.

by Oh she-t May 8, 2018