november 9

god tier book by colleen hoover

“yo you read november 9 by collen hoover?”
“yeah. boner.”

by heybabyimsolonelysodonthmu November 3, 2021

No Nut November

A period in time, lasting the entire month of november, when males abstain from masturbation, sex, pornography, or anything else affiliated with ejaculating (also known as nutting, busting a nut, cumming, and more).

Mom:"Daniel, what is No Nut November?"
Daniel: "When guys dont beat their fat juicy savory cock for all of November,mom."
Mom: "Oh, okay! Thanks for telling me!"

by Achilles' heel arrow November 3, 2021

November 4th

give your friend GRACE lots of money yum yum

here’s €50 grace!

thanks why though?
no problem it’s November 4th!

by crocodile100 November 3, 2021

November 4

Slap every person shorter than you. friend, foe, some random person; slap them.

Human1 - *SLAP*
Human2 - Ouch, that hurt why u do that?
Human1 - Bc it November 4, and your shorter than i am.
Human2 - ohhh forgot that was today

by :) November 3, 2021

November 4th

National give your girlfriend a sweatshirt and cuddle day

Her: “Oh my god, babe, it’s November 4th!”

Him: “Okay, well here’s my hoodie. I’ll be at your place at 7pm <3”

by firstandbestanonymousbabe#1 November 3, 2021

No Nut November

The 11th Month every in which men are not to get horny for people I this time or they will be punished

Oh shit it’s No Nut November!

by EddieMurphy November 3, 2021

November 4th

National kiss Matthew day

oh matthew is hot i should kiss him. oh wait thats why November 4th exists national kiss matthew day

by urmommmmj123 November 3, 2021