vanilla face

one who has gotten a cum shot to the face.

go clean yaself up vanilla face.

by colleen saporito, alexa frish, alexis farrel January 12, 2008

Lun Face

A Cantonese insult implying that ones face resembles a phallus. Similar to calling someone a "dick head". Lun Face has evolved to generically include people whose names are Alan or are self proclaimed Luns (like Luncaster).

1) Yo, Lun Face, come jing this for me.
2) Diu! You've got one messed up Lun Face.
3) Sup Lun Face?

by Andrew Tong-Goh-Kim October 9, 2006

toad face

The result of when you do too much cocaine. Your face gets so numb. You make this facial expression that resembles a toad's face.

Dude A: Dude, guess what? I did so much cocaine yesterday. My face got so numb. I made this crazy facial expression.

Dude B: Yeah I know. I was there.

Dude A: Oh yeah!

Dude B: You looked like a freaking toad! You were doing the toad face!

Dude A: Sweet!

Dude B: You were freaking awesome!

by SERGIO SANDOVAL January 10, 2009

Potato Face

Potato face is when you take a photo and you have multiple chins or fatrolls that could be avoided by finding a flattering angle. They may not be there all the time but in pictures its hard to ignore.

That girl is so pretty but she has potato face in all her photos. Youd think shes fat.

by PrincessEmily November 3, 2014

clown faced

When a male jizzes around ur lips then punches you in the nose to make u look like a clown

Randy got clowned faced by tony.
Frank clown faced his little sister when she caught him jacking off in his moms bed.

by michael October 27, 2003

hook face

another being which by definition annoys your person.

fuck off hookface, im trying to get an errection over some quality porno graphical material.

by john :-) October 28, 2003

Buy face

"Dude did you hear how nice Kevin was trying to be at the conference"

"Dude he was just trying to buy face"

"Dude did you hear how nice Kevin was trying to be at the conference"

"Dude he was just trying to buy face"

by Supreme_Kidult April 8, 2015