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Shit box

A shit box is. Something that doesn’t work
This car is a shit box
by SUMMERARCH December 30, 2019
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Blue Box

An object that is non functional or not functioning as intended

An annoyance that actively inhibits the use of an object
by ThePurpleMage1 February 3, 2023
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Reboot the Box

After a night of fun times and she stays around. You decide to get one more last fling in there to Jumpstart the day. Reboot the Box.
Yeah man, after last night I went ahead and reboot the Box before she went on her merry way.
by JakeLV December 25, 2024
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posse box

A police officer’s ticket book or clip board used for holding citations or other papers
Grab my posse box from the back seat”
by Dumbledizz March 3, 2021
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Bait Box

Noun:
A box used in porch fishing that is placed on a porch or stoop as bait for mail thieves, aka "Porch Pirates" to be intentionally stolen. They sometimes include animal feces, or gross things to add some payback and hopefully deter the thief from stealing in the future.
Some on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices and boxes attached to shot shell primers to scare the thief.
"I buy my bait boxes at porchfishing.org. They have the freshest shit around."

"If you need a decent bait box go to porchfishing.org for all your dog shit needs."
by @pdxTurdHunter April 6, 2023
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