God Church

Several years ago, an ancient species know as "Viners" ruled the universe. Viners were known for having an excessive amount of comedical qualities, aswell as being extremely white. The almighty Jake Paul, their father, created the so called "white people language" so the Viners could communicate. In this complex language Viners, also known as white people, used expressions like "spicy", "dab" and of course the great "god church". Intellegent scientists are capeable of understanding many of these expressions, but some are still unexplainable.

I just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church.

by Intellegent Professor June 5, 2017

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good morning god bless

When you eat breakfast, drink coffee and shit at the same time.

"What's taking so long"
"It's a good morning god bless"
"Alright take as much time as you want"

by CHUCKNORRIS'SASSHOLE May 23, 2018

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talking into god’s telephone

When one is throwing up into a toilet

I felt really sick last night and spent most of it talking into god’s telephone.

by grdn79 August 22, 2023

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God

Short for "Jonathan"

Hey God! Want to go out to eat?

by Dp76 June 9, 2022

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GoD

GoD embodies a dominus persona that transcends conventional authority, radiating a divine aura that inspires unwavering devotion and reverence among their submissives.

GoD is also Another name for Majesty Flair aka God of Domination.

I wholeheartedly submit to GoD, my one true owner.

by Damien Steele November 5, 2024

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