When an individual wakes in the morning and has breakfast and coffee whilst attempting to defecate on the toilet simultaneously.
Hila: *knocks* I need to use the restroom!
Ethan: Can't, Good morning and God Bless !
Hila: Do you need Ketchup or TP?
Ethan: Can't, Good morning and God Bless !
Hila: Do you need Ketchup or TP?
by KnowledgeForTheAnxious May 29, 2018

by Siririba July 10, 2025

1- A greeting you might use in the daytime (06:00 in the morning until 17:59 in the afternoon).
2- A greeting you might use in the full day (00:00 in the postmidnight until 23:59 in the evening).
2- A greeting you might use in the full day (00:00 in the postmidnight until 23:59 in the evening).
by Çwçwçwçwçw July 31, 2025

by Big ty 29284 September 7, 2023

when you shuffle a deck of cards really well for someone... geez get your head out of the gutter you pervert
by buddyluv11 May 24, 2017

shit that virgins say while extending their sweaty palms towards the members of their favorite band after "just happening" to run into them after the show (when in reality they've been waiting outside the venue for 2 hours)
by ThwipGuy June 14, 2019

the hit AMC drama about the ruthless drug manufacturer and kingpin Heisenberg softening up and becoming a pleasant average suburban neighborhood dad named Walter White. Throughout the series, he finds new friends, family, and even love with the help of philanthropist and high school chemistry teacher Jesse Pinkman.
by ohugyftutih May 11, 2024
