The Legendary Sitch God

No beginning and no end what has happen, happened! One must have no heart and give no fucks to reach this level of Sitch.

The Legendary Sitch God has just entered the building quick hide ya girls.

by The All Knowing Chacks October 17, 2019

god strewth

a British saying when in utter shock, confusion or shocked disappointment

if a jumpscare appears in a movie you could shout " GOD STREWTH MAN !"

by fith.xx December 18, 2022

metric mother-of-god ton

Approximately 20000000 times more than a metric fuckton

That is a metric mother-of-god ton of money in your bank account...

by RoarMc March 29, 2017

$ki ma$k the $lump god

This child molester once kidnapped 18 children and he left a note saying "your mum gae" you must put "no u " on your story to stop him from raping you in your sleep tonight.

Jeff : $ki ma$K is coming
Fred: don't worry If you put it on your story your ok
Jeff: oh few

$ki ma$K the $lump god is a molester

by Clammymuslim April 09, 2018

elk god inn bop

legendary mobile restaurants mounted on a sledge and moved by elks. They are well known for serving the most amazing swedish cookies - so good that nobody tasting them leaves more than a tittynope of crumbs behind.

Alice: Hey do you wanna go to an elk god inn bop?
Bob: "plan supported", the answer is always "plan supported"

by the anonymous user update October 13, 2024

god at all games

GOD TEIR at every video game ; cracked at the craft.

That guy is so good, he must be a god at all games.

by Megamoleys November 29, 2022

God Emperor Mao

God Emperor Mao is the most powerful person in the universe. With his god like powers an physique, he can decrees or increase your social credits faster then the speed of light.

I just got a call from God Emperor Mao, you will have your balls chopped off in five days

by get the hell off my property October 13, 2021