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Lindsey was walking from the train station on the way home. She mashed something brown on her new pink sneakers at a nearby dog park and she wonders what’s that brown stuff on her shoes, then she lifts her foot, revealing that she mashed dog poop.

by EMD F59PHI January 8, 2025

poop coach

(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.

Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!

John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.

Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.

by The Golden Swordfish January 16, 2025

poop fairy

The fairy who seeks nothing but poop.

Person 1: Hey I just pooped
Person 2: Watch out for the poop fairy.

by Urwordman69 January 24, 2025

poop a shot

The act of putting grapes in your girlfriends butthole and she then proceeds to shoot them out of her butt into your mouth

I was only 2 for 10 on poop a shot last night

by Kbeeezy February 1, 2025

Poop Bluetooth

That feeling of an impending poop coming.

Oh shoot, gotta get back to my dorm, my Poop Bluetooth is going off!

by Freddyboomboom January 18, 2026

Poop Cushion

The fart held inside one’s ass keeping a turd from advancing any further towards the asshole

I’m gonna need a toilet really soon because I just farted and lost my poop cushion and don’t want to shit my pants.

by Mel A Snow January 19, 2026

Poop-addled

Poop-addled refers to doing the job of adding up consistently entertaining and yet historically important shitposts very well for the good of fandoms in general.

Edgar Rice Burroughs must’ve posthumously made so much Tarzan brand merchandise money by having Poop-addled his novels with nightmarish descriptions of Tarzan and Korak being giant apemen.

by Snapper2001 January 20, 2026