Splurge my gurge

To excessively blow ones load after a long period of not having sex or masturbating.

Yo bruh, it's been like forevs since I've seen my baby gurl, but tonight we are totes going all the way, and you knows I'm going to splurge my gurge up in her fart box!

by Big Bobby Bacon May 29, 2015

I'm on my ball

Being on point of what your doing and your actions being self aware

1. you ready to do this?
2. homie I'm on my ball.

by crazy cali kid June 3, 2015

shitting on my cunt

It means "no way" "I can't believe this!" "Are you shitting on my cunt?!"

I don't believe you i think you're shitting on my cunt

by sketchy June 20, 2015

kettle my chettle

OMG!, as in are you f*&^'ing kettling my chips? (derived from Kettle Chips being awesome potato chips, coming from "all that and a bag of chips")

Well kettle my chettle, Marge, I won the dang lottery!

by Ae5Ea8 August 18, 2015

Fluff my Butternutters

When you want to curse but you are around children and you want to curse.

Linda screamed "FLUFF MY BUTTERNUTTERS!" In the daycare when she stubbed her toe on the table.

by Muffin6611 September 11, 2016

Beyond My Paygrade

A girl you can't get because she's so out there with bodyguards and money and more bodyguards and basically is made of gold and you're like why

"Dude why don't you talk to Emma?"

"She's beyond my paygrade Aman"

by whytyyyy October 12, 2016

Grab My Musket

A euphamism for male masturbation, i.e., apply lip gloss, bash the bishop, beat it, beat off, beat (one's) meat, beat the bishop, buck the slobbering donkey, choke the chicken, crack one off, date Mrs. Palmer, fap, five knuckle shuffle, flog (one's) log, have a date with Rosie Palmer and her five sisters, have a tug of war with Cyclops, have a wank, jack off, jerk it , jerk off, jerk (one's) gherkin, junior Olympic pole vaulting, paint the ceiling, play pocket pinball, polish (one's) knob, pound (one's) pud – pudwhack, pud wrestle, punch the clown, punch the munchkin, rough up the suspect, rub one off, rub one out, slap the salami, spank it, spank (one's) monkey, stroke the salami, wank off – wax the carrot – wax the dolphin, whack it, whack off.

Phrase coined on 10/26/2016 by ex-Congressman Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom.

"On November 9th if Trump loses I'm gonna Grab My Musket. You in?"

by metalmixtress October 26, 2016