by StaNKy BanAnAs November 19, 2014
Get the Yodel Holemug. When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.
You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!
by Bornelius September 22, 2025
Get the Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxingmug. The space between the titties which creates a hole for the penis. when you push the titties together for sexual pleasure.
by Red hare November 26, 2022
Get the Titty holemug. One who works on a tow boat and eats crayons…
WARNING
WARNING
WARNING
DO NOT OFFER THEM SHOTS OF TEQUILA
THEY WILL NOT DO THEM
WARNING
WARNING
WARNING
DO NOT OFFER THEM SHOTS OF TEQUILA
THEY WILL NOT DO THEM
by JohnnyBrazzer January 4, 2024
Get the Little J-Holemug. If the captain of a ship isn't willing to throw somebody drilling holes in it when nobody is looking overboard nobody is going to be willing. So how much more drilling, conspiring, or jumping ship should everyone else continue to tolerate before waking up?
by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022
Get the Holesmug. by Bangarangus75us October 1, 2022
Get the Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Holemug. Person 1 “hey bud, watch where you going”
Person 2 “hey there i’m sorry”
Person 1 “give me your lunch money nerd”
Person 2 “you know what? you a jack-hole-ass-hole”
Person 2 “hey there i’m sorry”
Person 1 “give me your lunch money nerd”
Person 2 “you know what? you a jack-hole-ass-hole”
by dopevr_took_took_your_mom January 14, 2025
Get the jack-hole-ass-holemug.