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National small hands day

On the 21st October, everyone is allowed to bully people with small hands.
"Hey you got very small Hands you dwarf."

"That's mean!"

"But it's National small hands day!"
by LandaSmallHandsMan October 21, 2021
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Helping Hands

Wegmans employees that maintain the appearance and safety of the parking lot, vestibule and landscaped areas; gather shopping carts, and lend a “helping hand” by walking customers to their vehicles, and helping them load there groceries into the vehicle. Most of them are young men in their teens and twenties. You can tell them apart from other employees by their distinctive highlighter neon green shirts that say “Helping Hands” on them, and the shorts that they are allowed to wear during late Spring, summer, and early Fall. most other Wegmans employees are never allowed to wear shorts. Helping Hands used to wear traffic cone orange shirts.

They are the mud-rain-frost-and-wind boys of Wegmans, and will go out and do their job in both sweltering heat and sub-zero temperatures. They are often treated as the wiping boy of the store, under appreciated by management, and the job can be quite physically intensive, but can also be much more laidback and low-key than a lot of other jobs at Wegmans, especially on slow days, and you’re free to move around unlike cashiers who have to stand in one spot.
While I was cashing out, the cashier was so very kind and offered helping hands since she saw my hands were full with a baby, and it was still pouring. They took my cart full of bagged groceries in the store while I borrowed one of their umbrellas to get us into the car, almost without getting wet! I drove my car up to the front of the store, and a Helping Hands employee packed up my car for me!
by Bigdickjonez January 1, 2024
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McLend me a Hand

When your Irish buddy and you go to the park after dark after hitting puberty to jerk off and you end up behind the same bush by accident. He then asks you for assistance with his stiffy.
Oh man, we just ended up behind this same bush with boners. Could you McLend me a hand?
by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021
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hand sanitizer gun

a weapon of mass destruction. to make a hand sanitizer gun all you need is a small water pistol and a butt load of hand sanitizer

how to make: load water gun with hand sanitizer
Damn it someone shot me with a hand sanitizer gun
by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021
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Two handed

To use your hockey stick like Paul Bunyan chopping down players legs. Intentionally slashing a player usually in retaliation to a dirty play.
Teammate: "what happened behind the play on that last shift"

You: "that rat 63 took a late run at me so I two handed him"
by Bottom6forward420 July 11, 2021
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Hand powered recovery center

The recovery center in the popular object show, BFDI.
this revives a character after they've died, by typing in their name and cranking the handle.
"I suggest we should go to the hand powered recovery center."
by termina11yCapricious July 29, 2025
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Hulu and hand

When all your friends leave you for Netflix and chill or Amazon and Anal and all you have is your hand.
While mikes friends were out for nextflix and chill or amazon and anal, he was stuck with hulu and hand.
by manchild8518 March 21, 2016
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