Karen's Handful

Originally used by Hannah Gadsby in her netflix stand up comedy special, “Douglas”. The joke first started with Hannah saying how different things would be called if women were allowed to name them. She also says, “Men, how would you like it if we called your balls Karen’s handful? Not very much.” And “If a man starts getting moody it’s because karen’s giving them a squeeze”

His Karen's Handful must’ve been squeezed really hard since he’s acting like a jerk.

by Bridgez April 07, 2022

second-hand offense

The irritating process in which someone gets offended by something FOR someone else before they get offended, even if they wouldn't actually get offended by it. Most commonly observed on social networking platform: Twitter.

Mei: *name is Mei*
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense

by 10:20am September 16, 2021

Galley Hand

A simpleton. One who is content lurking about like a zombie. Mostly speaks in sentence fragments and communicates with a blank stare.Always responds with a friendly but gruff "how we doing?" Has a lot of family that he speaks of but are never seen.

The galley hands look of confusion explained why the forklift's gas cap was missing.

by Chief Black Stool February 22, 2012

hand-o-saurous

A new type of dinosaur discovered by researchers Elijah Kruse and Blake Sorenson. They discovered the fossils in southern Minnesota along the MN River while on a business trip. And yes, it is purposefully spelled wrong.

Did you see that new Hand-O-Saurous sculpture?

by GoebelBeast December 11, 2017

Right Hand Lady

Right Hand Lady is another word for Right Hand Woman. They are an assistant that helps their boss with certain tasks.

She is my Right Hand Lady

by Bhediya November 02, 2020

hand sanitizer gun

a weapon of mass destruction. to make a hand sanitizer gun all you need is a small water pistol and a butt load of hand sanitizer

how to make: load water gun with hand sanitizer

Damn it someone shot me with a hand sanitizer gun

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

wine hand

Always having a wine glass in your hand till you drink yourself to death.

The self isolation is driving Sagar so crazy, he’s starting to develop a wine hand.

by nilirem April 06, 2020